You are more than welcome to partake of my rabbit stew - I tend to cook overgenerous portions.
Just...knock before you enter. I tend to do my cooking in my Akubra hat (made of rabbit felt!) and my Kiss the Chef apron and not a whole lot else, so I need a chance to throw on appropriate clothing to wear in front of a minor.
On the other hand, if my magnificent Russian Sturgeon comes by, he can walk right in...
I have no desire to sample your stew, Monsieur. If I wanted any, I'm certain I can make it better. I studied in the Glienen Ienin Pitzen in Germany and the Moulin Rouge in France. I would have been a world-famous chef had I not decided to take up a different occupation.
Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.
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Date: 2012-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)From:Just...knock before you enter. I tend to do my cooking in my Akubra hat (made of rabbit felt!) and my Kiss the Chef apron and not a whole lot else, so I need a chance to throw on appropriate clothing to wear in front of a minor.
On the other hand, if my magnificent Russian Sturgeon comes by, he can walk right in...
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Date: 2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)From:My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.
Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?
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Ah. Never mind.
I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?
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Date: 2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)From:I never need to.
Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.