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Javert Smith (
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11:52 pm
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I read that Monsieur Enjolras is in a terrible mood so I shall post something to cheer him up.
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:17 am (UTC)
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Highly doubtful, Monsieur! Considering how you dress while cooking, I may end up finding a hair in my food!
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faute_a_voltaire
2012-07-12 06:19 am (UTC)
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Oh gross!!
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:23 am (UTC)
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Don't worry, Gavroche - I've been informed that my cooking is absolutely sublime. The inspector just needs to have his palate properly developed.
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faute_a_voltaire
2012-07-12 06:33 am (UTC)
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I think I'll get some takeout instead so you can wine and dine him without my interference.
Remember to use protection!!!
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)
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Right you are! I'll make sure that I'm stocked up.
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:25 am (UTC)
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I'd be happy to turn on the hotplate and teach you a few things, my little Fabergé Egg...
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)
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Slow cooked...
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)
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Melt in the mouth...
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)
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Finger-lickingly delicious...
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)
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Cuisine...
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)
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I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SAMPLING YOUR CUISINE, MONSIEUR!
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:30 am (UTC)
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I am not your egg! I will thank you to cease your flirtations upon my person, good sir!
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)
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Another time, perhaps.
My cooking apron is always on for you,
Milaya Moyna
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Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)
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Billiards is a man's sport. Are you certain you wish to try your luck against me?
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)
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Oh yes - I know my way around a billiard table (for more than one purpose)...
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)
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Then I shall take you up on that. Are you a betting man, Monsieur de Courfeyrac?
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:43 am (UTC)
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Ouch - you cut me to the quick with the particle -
Wait a moment. How do you know about...
Ah. Never mind.
I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?
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inspector_tsarvert
2012-07-12 06:47 am (UTC)
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That depends on your terms, Monsieur. I've no desire to be betted into sleeping with you.
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diabolicbeauty
2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)
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I would
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I never need to.
Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.
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Remember to use protection!!!
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My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.
Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?
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Wait a moment. How do you know about...
Ah. Never mind.
I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?
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I never need to.
Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.