inspector_tsarvert: (Default)
I read that Monsieur Enjolras is in a terrible mood so I shall post something to cheer him up.





















Date: 2012-07-12 05:02 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (>_)
Say goodbye to your hard drive.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:05 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (angry ferre)
Please use a cut for this.
Edited Date: 2012-07-12 05:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-12 05:11 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (frustrated ferre)
It is generally considered common courtesy to put more than two or three pictures underneath a cut. If you would use the cut, or perhaps choose only two or three photos, that would be greatly preferred. Thank you.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:14 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (facepalm)
That is quite clear, sir.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:18 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (frustrated ferre)
There are two issues, sir.

Firstly is that I've noticed you are stealing these images. Did you note the NO HOTLINKING graphic that was substituted for one of these pictures? It's considered highly unethical to hotlink others' personal photos as well as to use them without permission. I am, of course, assuming none of these photographs belong to you -- please do correct me if I am wrong.

Secondly is that I believe you wilfully misinterpreted my request to use a cut for these images, by only using it on the final one.

Please be warned, sir, that if you are going to go around dictating to my friends what is and is not legal for them to be doing with themselves, that I personally will be keeping an eye on you.

As will be Gavroche. Until school starts back up in September he won't have much to do but monitor your internet activity.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:30 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (:\)
Hey Mr. Combeferre? Is it three backstrokes or just two on this line of code here?

Date: 2012-07-12 05:31 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (Default)
I would recommend two.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:31 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (hand on glasses 2)
Your image code is broken.

Or perhaps Gavroche has gotten to it already, I'm not sure.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (hand on glasses 3)
I am afraid I am too... "perturbed" to answer that question.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:34 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics
decipheredhieroglyphics: (angry ferre)
After you've learnt a bit more netiquette.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:40 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Merci, you delectable bit of Russian Caviar, you! I was wondering what to have for dinner, and now you've inspired me...I shall make ragoût de lapin!

Date: 2012-07-12 05:44 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (:D)
Hey I know what that means! That's a fancy name for rabbit stew. That's delicious. Pepperoni would nom the HECK outta some rabbit stew. Currently she's curled in my lap and purring.

I think I should rename her Anne. For Anne Archy.

But I wasn't in a punny mood when she stole my pizza.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:49 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Nom nom nom!!!!

Date: 2012-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
You are more than welcome to partake of my rabbit stew - I tend to cook overgenerous portions.

Just...knock before you enter. I tend to do my cooking in my Akubra hat (made of rabbit felt!) and my Kiss the Chef apron and not a whole lot else, so I need a chance to throw on appropriate clothing to wear in front of a minor.

On the other hand, if my magnificent Russian Sturgeon comes by, he can walk right in...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:04 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)
I'll let you lick the bowl.

Promise.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Oh, I'm very, very confident I can offer something on the menu to appeal to you.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:19 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (>_>)
Oh gross!!

Date: 2012-07-12 06:23 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Don't worry, Gavroche - I've been informed that my cooking is absolutely sublime. The inspector just needs to have his palate properly developed.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:25 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
I'd be happy to turn on the hotplate and teach you a few things, my little Fabergé Egg...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)
Slow cooked...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Melt in the mouth...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Finger-lickingly delicious...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)
Cuisine...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (>_>)
I think I'll get some takeout instead so you can wine and dine him without my interference.

Remember to use protection!!!

Date: 2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Another time, perhaps.

My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.

Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Right you are! I'll make sure that I'm stocked up.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Oh yes - I know my way around a billiard table (for more than one purpose)...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:43 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Ouch - you cut me to the quick with the particle -

Wait a moment. How do you know about...

Ah. Never mind.

I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
I would never coerce anyone into my bed.

I never need to.

Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.

Date: 2012-07-12 12:33 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] justanotheridealist
justanotheridealist: (Default)
I appreciate the attempt at raising my spirits, Inspector, but please put all of this under a cut for next time and warn for it. The thought is most appreciated.

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