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I read that Monsieur Enjolras is in a terrible mood so I shall post something to cheer him up.





















Date: 2012-07-12 06:04 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)
I'll let you lick the bowl.

Promise.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Oh, I'm very, very confident I can offer something on the menu to appeal to you.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:23 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Don't worry, Gavroche - I've been informed that my cooking is absolutely sublime. The inspector just needs to have his palate properly developed.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (>_>)
I think I'll get some takeout instead so you can wine and dine him without my interference.

Remember to use protection!!!

Date: 2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Right you are! I'll make sure that I'm stocked up.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:25 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
I'd be happy to turn on the hotplate and teach you a few things, my little Fabergé Egg...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Melt in the mouth...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Finger-lickingly delicious...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Another time, perhaps.

My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.

Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Oh yes - I know my way around a billiard table (for more than one purpose)...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:43 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Ouch - you cut me to the quick with the particle -

Wait a moment. How do you know about...

Ah. Never mind.

I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
I would never coerce anyone into my bed.

I never need to.

Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.

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