inspector_tsarvert: (Default)
I read that Monsieur Enjolras is in a terrible mood so I shall post something to cheer him up.





















Date: 2012-07-12 05:40 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Merci, you delectable bit of Russian Caviar, you! I was wondering what to have for dinner, and now you've inspired me...I shall make ragoût de lapin!

Date: 2012-07-12 05:49 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Nom nom nom!!!!

Date: 2012-07-12 05:44 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (:D)
Hey I know what that means! That's a fancy name for rabbit stew. That's delicious. Pepperoni would nom the HECK outta some rabbit stew. Currently she's curled in my lap and purring.

I think I should rename her Anne. For Anne Archy.

But I wasn't in a punny mood when she stole my pizza.

Date: 2012-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
You are more than welcome to partake of my rabbit stew - I tend to cook overgenerous portions.

Just...knock before you enter. I tend to do my cooking in my Akubra hat (made of rabbit felt!) and my Kiss the Chef apron and not a whole lot else, so I need a chance to throw on appropriate clothing to wear in front of a minor.

On the other hand, if my magnificent Russian Sturgeon comes by, he can walk right in...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:04 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)
I'll let you lick the bowl.

Promise.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:08 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Oh, I'm very, very confident I can offer something on the menu to appeal to you.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:23 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Don't worry, Gavroche - I've been informed that my cooking is absolutely sublime. The inspector just needs to have his palate properly developed.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] faute_a_voltaire
faute_a_voltaire: (>_>)
I think I'll get some takeout instead so you can wine and dine him without my interference.

Remember to use protection!!!

Date: 2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Right you are! I'll make sure that I'm stocked up.

Date: 2012-07-12 06:25 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
I'd be happy to turn on the hotplate and teach you a few things, my little Fabergé Egg...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Melt in the mouth...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)
Finger-lickingly delicious...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (Default)
Another time, perhaps.

My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.

Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Oh yes - I know my way around a billiard table (for more than one purpose)...

Date: 2012-07-12 06:43 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
Ouch - you cut me to the quick with the particle -

Wait a moment. How do you know about...

Ah. Never mind.

I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?

Date: 2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] diabolicbeauty
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)
I would never coerce anyone into my bed.

I never need to.

Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.

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