inspector_tsarvert: (Default)
Javert Smith ([personal profile] inspector_tsarvert) wrote2012-07-11 11:52 pm

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I read that Monsieur Enjolras is in a terrible mood so I shall post something to cheer him up.





















faute_a_voltaire: (>_)

[personal profile] faute_a_voltaire 2012-07-12 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Say goodbye to your hard drive.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (angry ferre)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Please use a cut for this.
Edited 2012-07-12 05:06 (UTC)
decipheredhieroglyphics: (frustrated ferre)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
It is generally considered common courtesy to put more than two or three pictures underneath a cut. If you would use the cut, or perhaps choose only two or three photos, that would be greatly preferred. Thank you.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (facepalm)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
That is quite clear, sir.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (frustrated ferre)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
There are two issues, sir.

Firstly is that I've noticed you are stealing these images. Did you note the NO HOTLINKING graphic that was substituted for one of these pictures? It's considered highly unethical to hotlink others' personal photos as well as to use them without permission. I am, of course, assuming none of these photographs belong to you -- please do correct me if I am wrong.

Secondly is that I believe you wilfully misinterpreted my request to use a cut for these images, by only using it on the final one.

Please be warned, sir, that if you are going to go around dictating to my friends what is and is not legal for them to be doing with themselves, that I personally will be keeping an eye on you.

As will be Gavroche. Until school starts back up in September he won't have much to do but monitor your internet activity.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (hand on glasses 2)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Your image code is broken.

Or perhaps Gavroche has gotten to it already, I'm not sure.
faute_a_voltaire: (:\)

[personal profile] faute_a_voltaire 2012-07-12 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Mr. Combeferre? Is it three backstrokes or just two on this line of code here?
decipheredhieroglyphics: (Default)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I would recommend two.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (hand on glasses 3)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I am afraid I am too... "perturbed" to answer that question.
decipheredhieroglyphics: (angry ferre)

[personal profile] decipheredhieroglyphics 2012-07-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
After you've learnt a bit more netiquette.
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Merci, you delectable bit of Russian Caviar, you! I was wondering what to have for dinner, and now you've inspired me...I shall make ragoût de lapin!
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Nom nom nom!!!!
faute_a_voltaire: (:D)

[personal profile] faute_a_voltaire 2012-07-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hey I know what that means! That's a fancy name for rabbit stew. That's delicious. Pepperoni would nom the HECK outta some rabbit stew. Currently she's curled in my lap and purring.

I think I should rename her Anne. For Anne Archy.

But I wasn't in a punny mood when she stole my pizza.
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
You are more than welcome to partake of my rabbit stew - I tend to cook overgenerous portions.

Just...knock before you enter. I tend to do my cooking in my Akubra hat (made of rabbit felt!) and my Kiss the Chef apron and not a whole lot else, so I need a chance to throw on appropriate clothing to wear in front of a minor.

On the other hand, if my magnificent Russian Sturgeon comes by, he can walk right in...
diabolicbeauty: (pic#4137330)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let you lick the bowl.

Promise.

diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm very, very confident I can offer something on the menu to appeal to you.
diabolicbeauty: (Default)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Gavroche - I've been informed that my cooking is absolutely sublime. The inspector just needs to have his palate properly developed.

faute_a_voltaire: (>_>)

[personal profile] faute_a_voltaire 2012-07-12 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll get some takeout instead so you can wine and dine him without my interference.

Remember to use protection!!!
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Right you are! I'll make sure that I'm stocked up.
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be happy to turn on the hotplate and teach you a few things, my little Fabergé Egg...
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Melt in the mouth...
diabolicbeauty: (chocolate)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Finger-lickingly delicious...
diabolicbeauty: (Default)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Another time, perhaps.

My cooking apron is always on for you, Milaya Moyna.

Perhaps you'd like to play pool some time?
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes - I know my way around a billiard table (for more than one purpose)...
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch - you cut me to the quick with the particle -

Wait a moment. How do you know about...

Ah. Never mind.

I am indeed a betting man, Котёнок. Name your wager...or would you rather I did, as I'm the one challenged?
diabolicbeauty: (smoulder)

[personal profile] diabolicbeauty 2012-07-12 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I would never coerce anyone into my bed.

I never need to.

Very well, if cash is what makes you happy, rather than, say, macarons at 12 paces or a kiss, then - vulgar though it may be - money it is. Name your bet.
justanotheridealist: (Default)

[personal profile] justanotheridealist 2012-07-12 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate the attempt at raising my spirits, Inspector, but please put all of this under a cut for next time and warn for it. The thought is most appreciated.